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We don’t need the prince to slay the dragon, we’re just as capable as any man. We are the heroes of the adventure, and we can write the story on our own. (inspired by)

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wilddaize:

I’m a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind who has high standards. 

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Michael Fassbender fangirling over Jennifer Lawrence

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breakfast-with-satan:

dixiegent:

It gets even cuter the longer you watch it.

he jumps as high as he can and just plops down

breakfast-with-satan:

dixiegent:

It gets even cuter the longer you watch it.

he jumps as high as he can and just plops down

(via starbucksbookworm)

Fuck that. Fuck that right now. I’m going to tell the generation of so called men something right this second. It’s an amazing mystery of the universe. It’s how to never get friendzoned.

This is how you do it.

You come to the terms that the friendzone doesn’t exist and that the most important thing in the universe is not your dick.

My dad getting real defensive when some guy told him I friendzoned them (via youdtearthiscanvasskinapart)

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  • Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
  • Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
  • Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
  • Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
  • Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
  • Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
  • Me: /dinosaur screams/

I don’t think any one decision makes your life. Unless you invent some sort of zombie virus or something.

(via matthew-saracen)

I think that’s the magic to our whole show, to be honest. Like, right from the pilot on, we really do laugh at each other’s jokes a lot on set. And a lot of times in sitcoms there’s like a convention where like someone says something truly funny and the rest of the characters are like, “Oh, Robert.” But when your friend says something funny, you laugh, you know? And that’s the spirit of our show. We all really enjoy each other.

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beckett-kendrick-zane:

FRIENDS - 10 of the funniest moments:

  • Phoebe finding out about Chandler and Monica. (5.14)
  • Rachel (wrongly) guessing what Chandler does for a living. (4.12)
  • Joey wearing all of Chandler’s clothes. (3.02)
  • Ross finding out his sandwich was thrown away. (5.09)
  • Secret spilling at Thanksgiving. (6.09)
  • Monica teaching Chandler about the seven erogenous zones. (4.11)
  • Ross getting spray tanned too many times. (10.03)
  • Ross, Chandler and Rachel moving Ross’ couch. (5.16)
  • Ross and Rachel singing ‘Baby Got Back’ to Emma. (9.07)
  • Ross playing the bagpipes, with Phoebe singing along. (7.15)

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